mackys mum
a woman, mainly a persons mother, who p-sses the time wandering dark ally ways, giving oral stimulation to homeless men for “silly loose change”, prost-tuting herself, brainstorming ever-failing schemes, eating lemon m-ffins, and dancing the samba.. she also likes playing boggle! these woman are generally ellusive (hiding in the shadows) and can only be drawn out by jingling change (but sometimes jingling keys may fool a mackys mum into presenting herself)
dang it man, mackys mums gone loopy and climbed a tree again
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