really stringy spit that you can’t spit out no matter how hard you try.
dude, i can’t get this landon spit to come off my lips!!!
when someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs. (thurs) lisa: “man, tracy jordan is so stupid-smart!….i just made that up!” (fri) john: “i’ve been using stupid-smart all day, and btw, i just submitted it to the urban dictionary!” lisa: “wtf?! you totally laugh-jacked me!”
- Law #3601
everyone on the internet is male until proven otherwise. “i just met this chick on the internet and we’re gonna hook up.” corrected with law #3601 “i just met this dude on the internet and now i’m going to be -n-lly raped.”
- lawn capping
the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments. bro jump out the car n steal that f-kin gnome… ud just be ill at lawn capping!!
a coloquial term for lesbian. pr-nounced “le-bee-shan” “you are such a lebeesian” or “oh my goodness, look at those girls, they are so lebeesian”
- levi lobster
levi lobster, p-n-s i had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? after agreeing to stay at my place she asked, “where’s the seafood?” i proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my levi lobster.