Language Spasm
when you are talking, then you switch to a random language in the middle of a sentence.
(the word “language” can be replaced by whatever language you switch to. for example: spanish spasm)
guy 1: that math test was so hard…
guy 2: yeah! i think that cl-ss is no bueno.
guy 1: dude, stop it with the spanish.
guy 2: sorry it’s just a language spasm.
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