Lankey


a very tall person who can reach objects from great distances.
1) shea
2) “oh my god there’s shea he is so lankey, everyone duck down when he reaches for something.”
3) “holy cr-p look, shea just turned the tv on sitting from 6 feet away!)
4) mr.fantastic from the fantastic 4
long and fat
get the h-ll out of my room, with your lankey-head -ss.

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