Laos


pr-nounced “la dash oh” (one word). a young man far beyond his years, in every respect. he has taste only for the most expensive, the most refined, the most platinum. he’s way more platinum than you. you can’t help but be impressed. and then you see his women, if he deems you worthy. you can’t contain yourself. there are so many of them. they are so hot. they are so satisfied. your jealousy consumes you. you start acting so unlike la-o. he slaps the sh-t out of you and says, “see ya around, b-tch”. except he won’t. la-o has no room for second chances.
you wish your kid was a la-o.

flag of laos
small landlocked country in southeast asia.
a poor country that was ruled by a corrupt communist government.
many people came from laos to america for refuge…hooray.
commonly confused for chinese or j-panese people.
“so are you chinese or j-panese?”
“i’m from laos, stupid, a small landlocked country in southeast asia.”
“so…are you chinese or j-panese?”
a country in southeast asia from which good things come. along with thailand and myranmar form the golden triangle. locals never pr-nounce the “s” in laos.
we were on the watch for bandits in laos.
country in southeast asia. different from lagos, which is in nigeria. also different from lays, which is a brand of chip.
no, i’ve never been to laos.
a native inhabitant of the country laos (located by the mekong river)
lao people are one of the asian minorities.
from the country laos located in southeast asia inbetween thailand and vietnam. laotian is the language spoken. known for our very spicy foods. mistakenly, fallen into the category of ch-nk or a gook which is referred to chinese or vietnamese peeps not lao peeps.
hey man…them lao peeps always be bbq’n.

yo…that thum mak hoong that lao peeps be making is h-lla spicy…
noun: land of million elephants (aka lan xang). referring to all things good and beautiful.

adj: people of laos.
noun: my -ssociate at work is from laos.
adj: i love laos dance. that laos woman is beautiful.
noun: land of million elephants (aka lan xang). referring to all things good and beautiful.

adj: people of laos.
noun: my -ssociate at work is from laos.
adj: i love laos dance. that laos woman is beautiful.

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