laptop dancing


lap dancing for the computer age. where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
julie: when he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

mary: thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!

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