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lara croft; the most desired female game character to date, the starlet of the world famous game: tomb raider. lara; a very indiana jones-esque adventurer, is a brave and well-known female icon. easily defined by her tough character and curvey image, etrimental to the character, who gained more attention from her appearance than her tough-as-nails spirit and determination. in response to this, she has recently undergone a slight “redesign” for the sake of becoming more appealing to female gamers. her chest size was reduced and her clothes were altered; some have still derided her form as being unrealistic.
lara croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
created by toby gard, the heroine of the video game series has sp-wned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. since its debut in 1996, tomb raider games have been made for the pc, mac, playstation, playstation 2, saturn, dreamcast, n-gage, pocket pc, game boy advance, and game boy color.
lara croft’s biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six tomb raider games. (sucks) – this is due to the recent biography and character change made by crystal dynamics for the new game, tomb raider: legend.(very gay!)
she’s very well known also through angelina jolie, who was the actress of the tomb raider movies. the movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by angelina jolie.
do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as lara. accent faking is not cool.
lara croft kicks -ss. karima adebibe and angelina: go suck p-n-s. you’re no good at being lara.
the woman who inspired nude patches….is that a good thing or a bad thing?
‘whoa man, you gotta respect lara croft for being an inspiration to those mod geeks out there!’
the greatest female action hero of all time. very smart, athletic. rich with 3 mansions. has a funny att-tude, does everything. very popular. 9 video games, 2 movies. brown hair, big b–bs….
quotes:

bryce: my ignorance amuses me… my ignorance amuses me?
lara croft: yes well i’ve always found your ignorance quite amusing.

lara croft: nature is about balance. all the world comes in pairs. yin and yang. right and wrong. men and women. what’s pleasure without pain.

lara croft: but you might try to kill me.
manfred powell: i’m not going to kill you.
lara croft: i said you’d try.

lara croft: remember that no gun rule? i reconsidered!

kosa: do you ever do anything the easy way?
lara croft: and risk disappointing you?

anaya imanu: lara, can you hear me? those b-st-rds from town are here, and they’re coming down after you!
lara croft: well, this is a tomb. i’ll make them feel at home.

lara croft: if i was you, i’d grab your cro-magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. au revoir, mon chèr.

lara croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb right, so… pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
when walking past an object, person or animal your eyes are locked upon it until it is no longer comfortable to turn your neck.

from the video game tomb raider. when lara croft p-sses an object of interest or hostile animal she stares at it as she p-sses.
phil and tom well lara crofted the skip.

a s-xy hot british charater
man 1: did your play trl
man2:yeah that chick lara croft is hot
lara croft, played by s-xual deviant, angelina jolie, is the biggest mary sue in movies today, besides uma therman in the kill bill movies.
person #1: did you see that scene where lara croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
person #2: yep -bored voice- it was one of her stellar mary sue moments.
lara croft “star” of tomb raider seen as the perfect woman by some (nerds), she has brown hair, big lips, big hips and big t-ts. notable in her s-x noises as she jumps, climbs etc. usually seen in a green top and brown shorts with boots. she is a grave robber, somewhat like indiana jones.
“oooh ahhh ooooooooo”
-whats that?
-just lara climbing a wall

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