lardass
a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load
my friends lard-ss girlfriend ate my house.
a person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who’s exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
mike hoffer,ed grabinski
lard–ss n. a person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. lard–sses usually eat taco bell three times a day with a burger king snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else’s money. other characteristics of a lard–ss include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
cheryl is such a worthless lard–ss that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from del taco.
an extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing world of warcraft.
cries alot when left out of everything.
hated by everyone because hes a fat-ss ninja..
“lard-ss will never get a group again after we post this on the forums”
“in the name of france i conquer this bread”
“hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues”
“hunters are useful group members”
a fat person
that lard -ss had better watch his weight.
1. someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.
2. someone who eats large amounts of food.
3. someone who has a fat -ss.
marisa eats so much, she’s such a lard–ss!
lard-ss, also known as a “blaire.” an extremly overweight fat -ss that does not show any sign of losing weigh.
most lard -ss people watch tv.
i watched my lard -ss friend, sit on his -ss.
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