Lardtardic
adjective
a rarely or barely used mind. the mind of a couch potato who just watches tv and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.
self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. weather drug or media induced.
the most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite tv personality.
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