shitprise
much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be sh-tty…thus, a sh-tprise
girl: “did you get some good birthday presents?”
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me…man, that was a real sh-tprise.”
girl: ‘b-mmer…at least you can still return it!”
a bad surprise.
“dude, my ex came by today, it was a sh-t-prise.”
“i got a sh-tprise today when i bit into my burger and there was a hair in it.”
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