Las Vegas Ipecac
the act of a perpetrator taking a horrific bowel movement, leaving said bowel movement unflushed, and closing the lid, which allows it to ferment for an extended period of time. later on, an unsuspecting victim, who walks into the bathroom to relieve his or herself, is already positioned closely over the toilet to lift the cover, and is nearly knocked over by the sight and smell of the atocity, causing them to rush back over the bowl for the immediately induced vomiting. the still unflushed bowl, now with vomit added to the stew, is even more potent than before, and the victim is forced to look at this mess again, and induces more vomiting, as they struggle to reach the flush mechanism to end the vicious cycle.
guy 1: my stomach is still in knots from when i recieved some las vegas ipecac when i got back late last night.
guy 2: whoa, i thought that was an urban legend. wait, so who did it?
guy 1: i…i can’t figure it out. we were the only two people that slept here last night, and i left for the night after you.
guy 2: you left with the girls…you think, maybe one of them?
guy 1: no way, i ruled that out. you know how chicks are with sh-t, they would never leave any evidence they did the deed in someone else’s throne room. especially not this one last night…this was done with the intent to harm…with malice.
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