Laser Cats
a television show proposed by andy samberg and bill hader to lorne michaels in two seperate sat-rday night live skits. it combines peoples two favorite things: lasers. and cats! a short low-budget film is then shown with andy and bill in a post-apocolyptic world in where cats can fire lasers out of their mouths and eyes, fighting evil, general chaos.
in the future, laser cats will help fight evil.
cats possessing the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeb-lls; cats that can be used as weapons to defeat evil forces like a ninja.
they’re planning an ambush with laser cats. run for your p–pers!!
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