laser show


a fearsome and awe-inspiring display of line-drive hitting prowess, as made popular by boston red sox second baseman dustin pedroia
“did you bring your gl-sses for the laser show?” –dustin pedroia, to brian roberts, prior to the start of pedroia’s pre-game batting practice session
in baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.
a couple of years ago i had 60 at-bats. i was h-tting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. what happened? laser show. relax. — dustin pedroia, commenting on david ortiz’s struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

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