synonym for drunk texts. texts sent while “on the lash”; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. “dude, i’m going on the f-ck-ng lash tonight, i’ll lash text you later”
2. “man was i drunk as sh-t last night, i lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some”
3. “stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. you’re acting like you’re on your gap yah”
i am breaking up with you. used to break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend via text message. commonly used with a “:)” to lighten the mood (texting) you: iabuwy (texting) girlfriend: what does that mean? (texting) you: i am breaking up with you 🙂
an arabic word used to describe someone who consumes large amounts of mayonnaise. look at lak-ya-pierre i can’t believe how much mayonnaise he is eating.
the name given to a person who excessively uses his/her iphone. to an extreme extent as to construct and develop conversations and arguments that end in a question beyond the conversationlists’ knowledge, wherein the iphone becomes the final say. includes unnecessary and constant iphone application play throughout the day. horace: hey ned, i heard today […]
a stud with perfect intercourse technique. named after the singer brand of sewing machine, this ‘sowing machine’ has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes. babe: wow, that h-rny dude can satisfy me every time. he is a real singer. stud: […]
something thats so unbelievably easy you could do it in your sleep mitch: so emma, are you ready for your exam? emma: yeah man, its sinchicated mitch: your weird emma