incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
usage: incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
b was wasted again last night and texted me the late night hindu train!
mawn (v.) – to swindle or otherwise take from another in a fraudulent manner. those people attempted to mawn us by playing on our sympathetic nature. deep inhalation if breath, immediately after waking up, or recovering from sleeping. (opposite of yawn, a deep inhalation of breath indicating the need to go to sleep, or right […]
- Meat placement
when a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the br–sts, -ss, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure. kristina and lisa both have great meat placement.
- mexican carpet ride
to have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner’s friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom…twice.
- Mexican Slinky
when too much tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure sorry baby, i drank too much tequila and i’ve got myself a mexican slinky.
- love puff
during the act of -n-l, the woman farts down the males shaft. she gave me a love puff, i’ll be farting bubbles for weeks. a silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. by calling it a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of […]