Launch Sequence
a sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a m-ssive sh-t is ready to be released.
being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
at t minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your -n-s or risk a meltdown or m-ssive cleanup.
guy1: dude, i have to take a giant dump…
guy2: we’re almost there in 5 minutes, man up you p-ssy.
guy1: launch sequence initiated…
guy2: look! a mcdonalds!
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