lava-lamping
when you eat something unsettling with poo already in your r-ct-m, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your t-rds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!
i skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch i was lava-lamping at my desk.
having s-x with a girl on her period
i was lavalamping last night with this random girl
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