lava rash


1)irritation to the -ss cheeks and hole due to wiping so much from an extended and violent bout of diarrhea.

2)the everlasting burning sensation one feels due to sh-tting after eating extremely spicy foods.
1) after having the squirts this morning i’ve got the worst lava rash. i must have used an entire roll of toilet paper!

2) man, ben is going to have lava rash for days after eating all that spicy indian food!

Read Also:

  • lawn

    a gr-ssy place in front of my house that you should stay the f-ck off of. i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. my territory in which you should get the h-ll off. get the h-ll of my lawn! i demand satisfaction! the husbands second bed when he doesnt agree with […]

  • Bag O'Sluts

    a term of frustration. or another word for a wh-r-/sl-t/prost-tute. can be used any time or any place where it is needed or appreciated. 1) “theres no more turkey left, sorry.” “bag o’sl-ts!” 2) “god your such a bag o’sl-ts.”

  • Lawn of the dead

    the, usally well-kept and gr-ssy, are outside public schools, libaries, supermarkets and take-away joints unwillingly populated by dead-beat, thick-as-sh-t students kicking cans and smoking during weekends. occurs mostly in dull, sp-rs-ly populated towns with no cinemas. reference to the cult-zombie movie dawn of the dead. gimmie and his mates have made their own lawn of […]

  • darlin

    a pet name/nickname for somebody you care deeply for. “she/he’s my darlin” “hey darlin” “darlin darlin my true love come a swoopin like a dove” etc. a word used to define ones politeness to a woman in the south. hey darlin, how are you today? in glasgow the term is often used by guys to […]

  • Darson

    one of the most rad people of all times. darson’s are usually the king of parties. they are always down for a good time. normal activities for a darson include karaoke, bowling, hiking, beer pong, flip cup and snowboarding. everyone should know a darson. person #1: hey! what shouls we do this weekend? person #2: […]


Disclaimer: lava rash definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.