Lavagasm
lavagasm-when warm goey ejaculant oozes down the -ss crack when you jack off into someone’s b-tt.
lindsay: paul?
paul: yes lindsay?
lindsay: this lavagasm is bothering me.
paul: you should have wiped your -ss crack before puting your pants back on.
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