this is the ultimate in depravity!!! combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an ac slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (bl-wj-b while defecating).
that b-tch was a freak! she gave me a blumpkin while she was ac slatering, while i went upper deck! this situation deserves a new name…the lavatory load!
this one is the ultimate, it can’t be defeated!!!!
if she’s behaves badly…you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!
- lava pulse
when you fart in the hot tub ah dude that was a big lava pulse
- law enforcement mustache
most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a “law enforcement mustache.” it’s a great accessory to wrap-around and/or top gun style sungl-sses. when you see the law enforcement mustache, you know to stop playing around. the law enforcement mustache is not to be confused with the “football coach mustache.” […]
the lol-equivalent of an -rg-sm. lawltasm
a synonym for laundry. laun-dry sounds like lawn-dry. it’s where it came from. get with it. “yo, it be rainin’, my lawndry be turning all wet n’ sh-t. dat lawn-wet.”
derived from the arabic name “said” direct translation in upper canadian english is “sachoun”, later shortend to “choun” 1. “hey you know that guys said who plays hockey?” reply “ya i know choun.”