lavitorium
a fancy, clean, or “executive” bathroom, usually a public one.
person 1: “i have to use the lavatory.”
person 2: “don’t use that one, use the lavitorium on the second floor. it’s really fancy and decorative and has those automatic sinks and paper towel dispensers.”
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