Noodle Stab
to have s-x with a p-n-s that isn’t fully erect. referenced in arrested development
sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
to stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (a noodle shank). referenced in arrested development
“she’s trying to noodle stab me!”
“my chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me”
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