Lazy Pig Flu
seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are ‘ill’ until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max – it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for lpf!!!!
baz ‘just got a call from princess, seems she’s ill’
dai’lazy pig flu don’t you mean’
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