LE Shart
le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of oxygen..laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ”p–ps” out..usually followed by little songs..
robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that waste of oxygen
when the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye’s
the world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh
hey world! we got a great big job to do
yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
don’t you know we’ve got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah
yes we do
we gotta be headstrong about rightin’ the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,oh
the world is just a great big onion
& i don’t care, it’s the face people like to wear
yes it is now
& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
tell about it, baby!
so come on, let’s knock on every door
tell them love is the answer
whether they’re rich or poor, oh yeah
for we don’t care what you do
how you look, or your status claim, baby
no no, because brothers & sisters
from now on, is gonna be everyone’s name, oh oh
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
yes it is
is to plant love seeds
now everybody, got to plant love seeds
until it dies
the world is just a great big onion
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