leaf sucker
the diametric opposite of a leaf blower.
person whose sole purpose is not to make their mess the problem of other people.
derivation: leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don’t remove the mess, but just relocate it.
leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.
leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.
that leaf sucker next door is a marvellous chap. a credit to the neighbourhood. no messy leaves on his lawn.
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