Lebanesbian
the term ‘lebanesbian’ was first coined in the late 16th century when:
cleopatra (who had just time travelled back to roman times to got married) returned from her visit to the past.
when cleopatra returned she found a half dragon, half unicorn, half mermaid creature had taken over her kingdom.
her only chance of saving her kingdom was to find the mythical lebanese lesbian who could kill drag-uni-maids.
after a long and arduous journey across mountains, deserts, seas and 4 stops on the subway, cleopatra finally found the lebanese lesbian and returned with her to the kingdom
after a vicious, bl–dy battle that lasted almost 5 minutes the lebanese lesbian finally vanquished the beast.
cleopatra thanked the lebanese lesbian for saving her kingdom by making up a new word for her…
lebanesbian !
unfortunately over the years it has devolved from a compliment and come to an insult that describes a lebanese lesbian that n-body likes.
16th century:
adammus- wow… look it’s the lebanesbian !!!
stevus- oh my gosh… lets go worship her for saving the kingdom !!!!!
21st century:
adam- ugh… look at nour… she is so stupid, i don’t like her !
steve- me neither… she’s a lebanesbian !!!!!!!
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