Lebes
noun. has an even bigger p-n-s than a drewsepher
unfortunately, this p-n-s is almost always in the shape of a triforce or simple triangle.
despite the m-ssive d-ck size, he is a total failure with females and males alike in the s-x area, probably due to the odd shape of his p-n-s.
he is extremely talented at the art of douchbaggery
person one: dayum did you see that huge mangled d-ck on encyclopediadramatic.com/offended?
person two: naw it’s not mangled, its just a lebes
person one: i was at this party with h-lla booze and sl-tty sorority chicks, but i still couldn’t score
person two: man, you’re such a lebes
person one: sh-t though, did you see the way kanye west stole that microphone?
person two: what a lebes
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