left nut, right nut


a game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says “left nut”
the right person says “right nut”
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say “d-ck in the middle”
-both people sit, person a hopes “oh no. not left nut, right nut-
person b: hey dude…….. left nut
person c: right nut
-punching begins-
person a: ow, d-ck in the middle

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