Leftover Lucian
it all starts after you’ve jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. then you realize that your d-ck has just coughed up another drop of c-m, and its slowly crawling down your legs. you start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn’t stain your pants, while acting normal. you can’t do anything. your stuck. you’ve just become a victim of a leftover lucian.
lucian n. gets three leftover lucians each day.
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