leg fuck
when a dog or similar size / type of animal clamps onto a human’s leg, and gives your leg a good f-cking, usually without the human’s consent.
lewy walked into room with jim, with jim asking lewy, “where is your dog?” within a second of hearing lewy’s voice, woody the dog of the house clamped onto lewy’s leg. lewy then being pushed to the floor as woody f-cked his leg good and hard.
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