m, five words: hope love joy luck faith.
to be a legend.
we are legends. we got hope love luck joy faith.
the most ellite of the ellite. omg that was so miffu~!
- sub tug
the ultimate home alone jerk when your lady isn’t home. a carefully planned out masturbation session in an empty house that includes ordering the perfect sub on your way home from work to make sure you have enough energy to stroke one out. mitch had the perfect night planned. the wife was out with the […]
- suburban fireworks safari
viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic. children get in the car we are going on a “suburban fireworks safari” at mrs. xxxx’s. kids:but why? because it is too hot, there are […]
- suburban g*y
a suburban gay can be seen wearing an aeropostale or american eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. he is also sporting a piercing. probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). they hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups. look […]
- s*ck a c*cky
this is the the jamaican way of saying “suck a d-ck” or oral s-x in other words she look like say she woulda suck a c-cky right now meaning she looks freaky to give some oral s-x