Leins
when twenty dudes at a bachelor party -j-c-l-t- into a turkey baster and then the stripper empties the turkey baster full of s-m-n deep inside of her v-g-n-. after a marination period she pushes down on her stomach to create the necessary force to spray the s-m-n of all the best men on the lucky groom’s face.
d-mn! that was crazy last night, phil couldn’t see out of his right eye for 2 hours after receiving that leins.
pimp: “hey ladies did anybody do anything crazy last night?”
lady of the night: “you wouldn’t believe it these guys actually paid me to perform a leins on the groom.”
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