Lemon Lolli
when your havin s-x with a girls v-g-n-, she pees on ur d-ck, and then gives u a bl-wj-b
i was f-ckin’ sherly last wednesday and she p-ssed on my d-ck and got me off, a lemon lolli
a lemon lolli is when a guy gets his -sshole sucked on while he takes a p-ss. lemon represents the act of urination and the ‘lolli’ is -ssociated with the baloon knot being sucked on, hence the lemon lolli.
due to the lack of genital stimulation from a lemon lolli, this act is most often enjoyed by looli loolies (urban dictionary term for h-m-s-xuals)
that girl gave me a lemon lolli last night , and im not talking about the hard candy. ohhhhh boiiii!!
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