a phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a h-m–erotic manner to impress their male dates – however, when confronted with actual p-ssy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.
person one: “omfg check out emma…oh hawt.”
person two: “it’s a trap, she’s straight.”
person one: “then why is she kissing my date?”
person two: “cuz she’s bein’ a c-cktease…she caught blink’s eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. ”
person one: “b-mmer, just a lesbian at parties.”
- lesbian wh*r*
n. a nasty girl who would do any woman even if she wasn’t lesbian, shes just a a freak and would do any girl with two legs and a va-jay jay. jenn: hey your kind s-xy.. girl:and your kinda pathetic.. jenn:why? girl: you just told my best friend the same thing..you are such a lesbian […]
- meat and two veg
(uk slang) mens gentials youwch, me meat and two veg! the male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes) he got his meat and two veg out meat and two vegetables. the male genitalia, for obvious reasons. anyon up for a meat sandwich?
- pull an andrew
to injure someone by punching them in the face for no apparent reason, then making up a story to try and justify what you did guy1: wow, i was just sitting there and dave ran up to me and punched me in the face then told everyone i was p-ss-ng off his girlfriend guy2: haha, […]
- pulled a murph
the act of sh-tt-ng yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication. mike got so drunk friday night that he threw up in the cab, then pulled a murph in shannon’s apartment. how he drove home the next morning with those pants on i’ll never know.
- pulled an indie
when you’re having s-x, to avoid -j-c-l-t-ng too early into it, you pull out and immediately start fingering them at more or less the same rhythm. this instant replacement ia “an indie” or “pulling an indiana jones.” dude, i was about to c-m, but i pulled an indie on that b-tch.