a woman who’s changed s-xual orientation solely for opportunistic reasons. like frogs are able to change from female to male when there are only female frogs in that enviroment.
as her sentence was for ten years, she turned into a lesphibian.
an individual who has completed or achieved a high level of competence in the area of governance and has scored 100% on governance testing tools. the fisrt masterofgovernance reigned in horsham, uk, in 2013
when f-ck-ng a man or a woman, the act of j-zzing on your new fooseball table. damit i just chucktai’d all over my table
female on her period i’m on my chuganagaga, it’s that time of the month.
the act of deliberately tickling the inside of your nose with a small object for the purpose of making yourself have a nasal -rg-sm (a sneeze). “dude, i’ve got such a bad cold and i need to sneeze but i can’t. i guess i better mastursneeze.”
- mattress pumper
a young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. the implication being that he is w-nking or f-cking, i.e. “pumping” his mattress because […]