Lewwie
to do a lewwie is to activley persue a h-m-s-xual lifestyle while pretending to be straight. it is mostly used in the deepest and darkest regions of west yorkshire.
for example: ‘hey dan, check that guy over there, he’s a real lewwie! why not ten minutes ago i saw him kissing boothy and now he’s chatting up those girls. sick!’
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