LHC


stands for the large hadron collider

a huge partical accelerator located in europe
dude1: “omg we are going to die tomorrow!!”
dude2: “what the h-ll are you talking about??”
dude1: “the lhc is going to be switched on.”
dude2: “stfu stupid idiot face.”
the name of a very very famous band located in china.
n-body knows what lhc stands for.
did u see lhc’s gig? it was f-cking awesome.

dude 1: what the f-ck does lhc stand for?
dude 2: lesbians have c-cks
dude 3: wtf, u suck, it’s lions hate china
dude 1: whatever… they are f-cking awesome
an acronym for large hedron collider: the world’s largest and highest energy particle accelerator. it is operated by cern and located in geneva, sharing the french and switzerland border. at maximum power, it will collide protons at 7 tev per particle. the intent is to recreate the “big bang”, attempt to find the higgs boson, identify other dimensions, and obtain a better understanding of the universe. the project broke down twice, but may be restarted in the winter of 2010.
hey bro, i heard about this thing. is this why the mayan calendar stops on december 21, 2012??? dood, the lhc is known for creating black holes. is that risk and all this money worth trying to find the higgs boson? i don’t know. the lhc has never been at full or even half power. at full power it might create a black hole that swallows france, or the entire earth. so yeah you might be right about the world’s end. well considering its power and the black holes, is time travel possible if they stabilize a worm hole? with enough energy yes. it’s possible. why don’t we build a lhc like europe? we did. it’s at fermilab, close to chicago, but it’s noob in comparison at half the size.
lake havasu city, arizona.

one of the hottest cities in north america; boasting 350 sunny days per year.
very popular vacation spot in the winter for people all over the country
lhc’s heat makes b-tches take their clothes off.

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