liar fart
when you fart and end up sh-tting yourself; to make the situation even worse you ate a lot of hot wings last night and the sh-t begins to burn your -sshole creating a liar fart: “liar liar pants on fire”
person 1: where’d daniel go?
person 2: awe man you just missed it, he liar farted and had to run home.
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