of course she quotes ayn rand, she’s a total libutante.
having s-x with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her v-g-n- at once. “i was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? well she’s a squirter, so when i pulled out it looked and sounded like someone f-ck-ng […]
- jeep wrangler
one of the best 4wd vehicles available to civilians, if not the best. can be a convertible or a hardtop. usually contain a manual transmission, though some may be automatics. often seen near a beach area in the summer, off-roading, or plowing snow. 1. ‘dude! i’m getting a jeep wrangler for my first car! ‘zang!’ […]
adjective -strange, in the same humorous sense commonly -ssociated with g-sses loudly escaping a woman’s v-g-n-. -acting in a way that hinders the group’s progress for the sake of something silly like general safety -exclamatory: as a derogatory onomatopoeia 1. bobby’s all quieffy. 2. “i don’t think this is a good idea guys.” “com’on, stop […]
a woman who quiefs suddenly during a steamy threesome and then wrongfully blames the other woman in an effort to escape embarr-ssment. while daddy was grinding two icky-sticky holes at once, cindy quiefed and blamed sandy so that doubt of the quiefing culprit would permeate the air thicker than the juicy quief’s salty scent itself. […]
- random crit
an occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. this phenomenon is usually -ssociated with games such as pokemon, team fortress 2, and other games. more often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death. […]