random crit


an occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. this phenomenon is usually -ssociated with games such as pokemon, team fortress 2, and other games.

more often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
-player 1 dies-

player 1: f-cking random crit you got so f-cking lucky with that!!1

player 2: rofl qq more your tears are delicious

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