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• Masochistic

  adjective describing someone whose actions ill-strate their desire to inflict pain and suffering upon themselves. someone who enjoys causing their own suffering. “and so the lion fell in love with the lamb…” “what a stupid lamb” i sighed “what a sick, m-s-ch-stic lion.” someone who gets s-xual pleasure (h-rny) from being hurt or in pain. […]

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