Life-fucked
the state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.
chris: “yo joe, the doctors just told me i have aids and my landord just evicted me. what the f-ck am i going to do?” joe: “there’s nothing you can do man, you’re just life-f-cked”.
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