Liftitis
a catch-all diagnosis gym rats use to describe their injuries. lift-tis includes anything from tendonitis, to torn muscles, to broken bones.
joe: hey, i’m hitting up the gym tonight around seven, you coming?
brian: i would, man, but i got lift-tis bad in my shoulder. gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.
joe: why don’t you go to a doctor, man?
brian: why waste the money? all he’s gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. everyone knows that’s how you treat lift-tis.
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