Light-bender
a light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.
“man, i’m so f-cking h-rny i could f-ck a hole into a slab of granite.”
“well, if worse comes to worst there’s a drunken light-bender over there. look, you can read the sign that’s behind her!”
“i guess that’ll have to work.”
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