Lighting the Menorah
to light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to f-ck two chicks at the same time. basically a threesome.
-h-llo?
-hey man
-sorry. i can’t talk right now. i’m lighting the menorah. and one of them’s jewish! oh the irony.
-holy sh-t dude.
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