Lilith Dorko
amazingness. tall, blonde who dyes her hair brunette sometimes black. gets her sh-t done, fashionable, tom-boy qualities but gushes like a girl over puzzles. moonlights as a hostess just to make ends meet. fashionista.
i was reading this article today and it rocked my socks off, then i looked at the byline and saw it was lilith dorko. d-mn she rocks.
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