Lillypad Management
managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. similar to “putting out fires” and “drive by management”
drone1: “how’s work today man?”
drone2: “cr-ppy, i can’t seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing”
drone1: “stripes? yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?”
drone2: “boss got his beamer dented in the lot and lillypad management is what happened”
drone1: “ribbit dude!”
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