Lincoln Cocked

when someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. abraham lincoln had a monster c-ck and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the -ss. hence, the term lincoln c-cked was born.
-“dude, you got lincoln c-cked at table tennis yesterday.”

-“yeah, he beat me pretty bad”

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