to buy/get intoxicated off of alcohol on which you spent $5 or less, usually for college students that have nearly blown their booze budget.
“sh-t, i spent almost all of my money on that gentleman jack. i guess i’ll be lincoln drinkin’ until payday. again.”
- san francisco blackjack
a dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens. after the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a san francisco blackjack, i asked him if a king and a queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said “no”
- samurai pirate
both a pirate and a samurai. the best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido. ninjas hate them… but secretly envy them. samurai pirate is the literal translation of ‘legend!’ on a beach. ninja – “what’s far off in the distance?” random elvish woman – “do […]
(n.) parts that are custom made to replace broken original parts. ghettoem parts are usually made out of just about anything to make the device work again. ghettoem, well, its just ghetto! “hey cleatus! go git me something to make a ghettoem part on this chevy truck.”
- life of brian
a docc-mentary by david attenborough on monty python -scene from eighth episode of life of brian- david attenborough: …and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall -david attenborough looks down at brian- -a centurion catches brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.- centurion: what’s this, then? […]
- ghetto stain
a girl who sleeps with several groups of men (hoodrats) last night i seen that girl go home with steven, and tonight she is going home with his best friend ben, & i bet tomorrow she’ll be going home with travis; shes such a ghetto stain.