Linder
a linders is a tall, gorgeous, model-like woman. one is known to have shy smile, brilliant mind, and a heart overflowing with love. a linders is cl-ssy, but isnt afraid to dance dirty and have fun with her friends. you can tell if you have found a linders if she has big beautiful eyes, when people flock around her as if she were hiding candy. linders has a partner named smella, but also has plenty of other friends who love her dearly. a linders is one in a million and if you find one, hold one tight.
d-mn linders, your looking hot!
the captain of team linder and possibly the greatest dj in all of detroit.
did you see linder rock that double set of tom sawyer?
/noun/ a detroit dj who knows how to party and often rocks doubles with 12 inches of his own. a.k.a.-t. linder. (see also: lindered)
“dude, did you catch linder’s set last night?”
the americanized meal between lunch and dinner. lunch typically 12pm to two, whereas dinner is six pm to seven, linder is always 4 pm. unless it goes until 5pm, or 4:30 depending the hunger pains.
excuse me, i need to go get some linder it’s almost 4:00pm.
a ravenous p-n-s eating machine that will stop at nothing to put an erect male reproductive organ in his mouth even if it is his own.
some linder satisfied my grandfather last night.
i hate it when linders try to pick me up on the way home from school.
f-g p-n-s eater crotch muncher
committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.
“man, i gotta go drop a linder.”
“i had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose.”
hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. a highly bigotted or racist person.
linders are known to:
– hate “gay”
– believe that all black people carry knives
– screw you over regarding your taxes
– proclaim that conversations in cities are only about “drugs and gay”
– have a disdain for working
– promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
– be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
– when returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery… or is it?)
i wish jerry falwell would stop being such a linder.
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